What're you doing here? Oh, you're looking for HIVEChan? Well, I don't blame you. This is the right domain, and all. Where is it, though, you ask? Funny story, that. It all began a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Okay, that's Star Wars© (TAKE THAT, COPYRIGHT!), you caught me. But the storyline is practically the same, really, it's just not that long ago, and not in a galaxy that far away from your own, unless you're viewing this webpage from outside the Milky Way in which case, hello Aliens!
Annnnnnnnnnnyway, yeah. So one day, in our host decided he was off to Bel Air and got up and left. He's promised he'll return with milk and cookies, but I don't trust him. And I don't think you should either, he is a very perculiar man. But, if he does come back, there will be a glorious cookie-based Orgi involving updates, and all that kinda shit.
TL;DR: our beloved host, Shados, is currently moving house and he will be able to put the site right back up when he's finished. Wish him Godspeed.
As always, you can get in touch on our IRC at irc.freenode.net/#HIVEChan